So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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