Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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