you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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