I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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