32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
only you would photoshop your dick
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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