So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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