it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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