STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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