You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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