Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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