I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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