i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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