Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
