i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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