Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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