The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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