Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
