i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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