no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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