bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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