Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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