I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I stole a fireplace last night.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I did not marry a roomba.
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