I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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