So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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