It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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