Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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