You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I need to sanitize my soul.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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