I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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