i barfeds in our rink
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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