You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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