hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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