Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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