So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
