Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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