We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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