no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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