I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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