am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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