plz talk dirty to me
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
