fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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