Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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