is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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