with your own penis?
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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