she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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