Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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