i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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