Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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