Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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