A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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