In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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