Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Church boner. Awkwardddd
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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