i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
as a side note pls kill me
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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