i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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