Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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