Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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