Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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