They should really pass out barf bags in church
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Dicks are not precious.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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