I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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