So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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