MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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